Saturday work

To quote Bill Engvall, "I hate stupid people, they should just have to wear a sign that says 'I'm stupid'."

Ok, the zoo was running free hot chocolate coupons. Now if you have a coupon that says "Free Hot Chocolate" what would you expect to get? I had one lady that had never even heard of hot chocolate. What part of the world doesn't have hot chocolate?!?

I had a lady that gave me three coupons and said, "I want two of the hot chocolates and a chocolate milk." I pointed out to her that they were for hot chocolate only. So then what does she say to me. "Ok, then give me one of them cold." What part of HOT chocolate don't people understand. They come out of the machine hot.

Now, I understand that children don't understand the concept of hot, but if you know your child is too young or dumb to understand this idea why would you hand them something that was too hot for them. I had a guy that ordered two hot chocolates. One for him, and one for his son. He handed the one to his son who then took a big mouthful of it, and burnt his tounge, and started crying. Then the guy got mad at me for giving him a cup of hot chocolate that was too hot. Again, what part of HOT chocolate don't people understand....

At this point I'm just glad that there is only one more day for the free hot chocolate.